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Saturday, June 25, 2011

Cool Jokes and Hindi SMS Funny

JOR SE BOLO
Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!
Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI
COMPUTER ACRONYMS
PCMCIA
People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI
System Can’t See It
DOS
Defective Operating System
BASICBill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW
World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
DOMAIN NAMES
Choosing the right domain name is important for webmasters but checking the meaning of your desired domain name carefully before registering it should be done otherwise………
Firstly there is “Who Represents?” – a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
http://www.whorepresents.com —> whore presents
Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can
exchange advice and views:
http://www.expertsexchange.com —> expert sex change
Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
http://www.penisland.net –> Penis land
Need a therapist? Try:
http://www.therapistfinder.com –> the rapist finder
Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New SouthWales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com –> molestation nursery

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